I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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