Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Hello my rib-scented angel!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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