You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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