6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.