If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.