its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.