doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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