I wish i was in the wii world.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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