If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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