i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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