This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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