ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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