piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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