Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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