I'm going to jail i love you
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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