So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
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Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
try to milk me bitch
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