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school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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