Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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