There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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