My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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