the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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