Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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