I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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