super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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