We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I have post one night stand depression
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