What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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