Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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