i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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