I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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