this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
