Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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