My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
