did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
