Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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