My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Shame - the story of my life.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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