Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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