I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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