Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
