you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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