I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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