He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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