omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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