they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
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Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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