My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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