so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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