we made out on top of his cat.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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