i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Can Purell be used as lube?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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