I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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