Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I am midnight drunk by noon
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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