I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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