fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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