Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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