I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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