If that was your dad, he is hot
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
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At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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