we have officially lost it.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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