I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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