I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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