I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I lost the right to judge tonight
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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